Saturday, September 20, 2025

Barking Up the Wrong Tree OR The Road to Hell is Paved with Good Intentions

 Barking Up the Wrong Tree – Hema (or the Road to Hell is paved with good intentions)

There it was.....her beautiful wooden box with the different sections for storing her ink well and nibs and the spot for the fine paper. But what was that horrible Hussain doing with it? 

That beautiful wooden box, with the different sections for storing the ink wells, the nibs and the fine paper. She remembered tucking it away into her backpack after last week’s “Show and Tell” at the art class. The teacher had asked her to show the class how she had used the different nibs to create the award-winning poster. The box was very special. It had belonged to her aunt, the one who was an artist and lived in New York. Her aunt had gifted it to her upon learning of her interest in graphic art and calligraphy. Rani treasured it and kept it locked in her desk, except for when she took it to demonstrations, like she had last week, or when she took it home on the weekends.

She had unlocked her desk on Friday afternoon, and to her horror, found an empty space instead of the box. She had checked her backpack and frantically searched the Art classroom. Her friends and even the Art teacher, Ms Halwai, joined the search. Rani was inconsolable. The teacher had posted a sign on the notice board asking for help finding the box.

And here, at Monday recess, was that dreadful Muslim boy, grinning from ear to ear. He seemed to be teasing her as he held her precious box slightly over his head. She rushed towards him, “Give that to me at once! How could you take it away from me? You don’t even know what it is used for!!”

The grin on Hussain’s face vanished into a sea of red. “I was just bringing it back to you.”

“Of course,” she sneered grabbing the box with both hands. “Cos you knew someone would catch you soon enough.”

Hussain reeled under the venom spewing from her eyes. “Look, you know, that’s not true. I saw the notice on the board. I know how special this box is to you, so I went looking for it. I’d last seen you use it in art class on Friday. I talked to the janitor. He says he found it on a window sill.”

“Oh, go blame the poor janitor now. You must have taken it from my backpack in art class. Why would I go leave this precious set on a window sill?” She turned away from him. Then over her shoulder, “If you must make up a story, at least make up a better one. I am going to report you to Ms Halwai.”

Hussain tried to stand his ground. “You’re barking up the wrong tree. I’m not the guilty party here.” And then weakly, to her departing back, “I just wanted to help you.”  And even as he said it, he knew. He had been wrong to hope they could ever be friends. His was a family of devout Muslims, she came from a clan of fierce Hindus. Both families still bore the scars of “Partition”, some terrible event that happened more than 75 years ago, something that he really did not understand.

The lump in his throat threatened to become a sob. He swallowed it.  He had only wanted to bring the box back to Rani. She had seemed so sad and forlorn on Friday.  Shyly, he had hoped, that they could be friends, perhaps collaborate on a poster together, he had seen some fantastic Arabic patterns.

He waited outside the principal’s office staring at the floor, his chin resting on his chest, certain he was guilty of something even if he hadn’t stolen the box.

The principal would definitely call in his parents. Abba would shake his head sadly and say, “What were you thinking?” Mom wouldn’t say anything, though she’d make sure he realized how much he had embarrassed the whole family. His cousins would tease him, there would be no mercy there. Perhaps grandma? No, that Hindu business would get in the way.

Pandu, the janitor, watched the small crowd clustered outside the principal’s office below. He suppressed the surge of pity that welled up inside him at the sight of Hussain’s forlorn figure. He remembered that day not so long ago, when he had learnt that same bitter lesson. He had tried to help a beautiful woman in distress. Instead of being grateful, she had turned the wrath of the mob on him. He had lost his job and his reputation. More than that he had lost the will to salvage either.

Pandu had been in a hurry to close up that past Friday afternoon. He was going to his village for the weekend. He had quickly walked through the classrooms, emptying the trash and setting the chairs back in place. The box had been sitting on the window sill in the Art classroom. The sill was just above eye level for the middle school kids. This was the fifth item he had rescued from the window sill this year. Kids usually set things up there while packing their stuff, and sometimes they forgot to take it. It was a pretty box, and for a while he entertained the thought of keeping it. Regardless, he would put it in his closet till Monday morning. It would be safer there.

On Monday morning, when he saw Ms Halwai’s notice, he realized that it was best the box be found. He planned to place it back on the window sill in the Art Classroom in the period after morning recess. Then it would be a matter of pointing it out to one of Rani’s friends. He did not want to engage in the business of returning it directly. Who knows what he might be accused of. But young Hussain had knocked on his door at the start of morning recess.

And before Pandu could say anything, Hussain had spotted the box on the shelf. “Where did you find that box? I must have it at once. We’ve been looking for it since Friday. Rani is beside herself. I must bring it back to her.” Hussain had been so eager and so anxious to be a hero he reminded Pandu of himself and his own foolishness all those years ago.

But Hussain was young and the principal was fair and wise. He would give Hussain a chance to prove his innocence. And certainly, Pandu would cooperate. And perhaps, Hussain would learn to curb his good intentions and save himself from really going to hell. 

The Wolf Returns


<Neighborhood bar. A man (Wolf) sits at a tall round table. He has a folder in front of him and a glass of clear colourless liquid in front of him. He is staring at the phone in his hand. A beautiful blue eyed blonde woman (Rose) about 5ft 8” tall and slims strides over to his table.>

Rose:

“Rebecca Rose. I understand you have been asking about me?”

<Stares hard at the mark on his forearm as he rises and extends his hand>

Wolf:

<Seeing her eyes widen as she sees the mark on his forearm> “Perhaps you recognize me, then?”

Rose:

 <Calm, cool, collected, she keeps her hand by her side>

“Yes, and I cannot see why you think I might want to talk to you.”

Wolf:

 “And yet, here you are. You see young Rebecca Rose, it is because I believe you to be a good and kind and forgiving person. And in the past 20 years I have had a lot of time to think about the pain I inflicted on you and your family, I have had a lot of time to be deeply ashamed of what I did, and I have spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to demonstrate that regret and beg for your forgiveness. Won’t you sit down?”

Rebecca:

<Rebecca stares, bewildered. This is so far from anything she had ever dreamed or imagined>

Wolf:

“Please hear me out.”

<Rebecca reluctantly sits on the bar stool across from him. >

Wolf:

“That fateful day I met you in the woods, Rebecca,  please may I call you Rebecca? I was in a very bad place.”

Rebecca:

<frostily> “Indeed”

Wolf:

“Yes. I had gotten in with a bad crowd, and I was doing some seriously nasty things alcohol, drugs… One day when I went to the apartment we rented, I found my stuff packed in a suitcase outside the door with a note. My girlfriend had taken my little girl and gone home to her parents. She did not want my shadow to darken their lives anymore.  I moved into a homeless shelter; I couldn’t afford my own place. II missed them both, but especially my little girl. I swore I’d clean up my act, and we’d all be a family again. I attended a couple of AA meetings; I tried to get clean. But it was difficult. I had serious withdrawal symptoms, and a relapse every now and then.  

That day in the woods, I saw you and once again I yearned for my little Rosa. And when you talked about your grandmother’s cottage – something inside me snapped. If I was your grandmother, I could sleep in a nice soft bed in a warm cozy cottage. And my little Rosa would come visit me. She would bring me food …. ”

Rose:

“What……?”

Wolf:

“I know it sounds crazy. I was crazy with the drugs and the withdrawals. Honestly, it must have been your kindness and wholesomeness that stopped me from just running away with the food basket you were carrying for your grandma. All I wanted was her home, her bed and the love of a family.” <A tear rolls down his face, which he hastily dabs with his handkerchief>

Rose:

“But you killed an innocent, weak old lady…….”

Wolf:

“And I will regret that till the day I die. I will regret the pain I caused you and your family. I regret the fear I created in your community. I know it is too much for you to absorb and take in. But perhaps, you will think about it? Perhaps you will consider forgiving me, and helping me make amends? I know I can never right all the wrongs I’ve done. But I want to do whatever I can. I won’t be up for parole for another six months. Maybe you will correspond with me? Come see me in prison? Talk to my supervisor and pastor? Help me in my journey of atonement.  It would mean a lot to me.” <Hands her a slip of paper>

Rose:

<Numbly, she takes it and stares at it>

Wolf:

<He rises and bows> “Thank you Rebecca Rose for your kindness. I shall now look forward to tomorrow, knowing that there is hope for me after all.

<Door closes behind him>

 

Sugar is Bad for ?


Sugar is the new villain on the block. Dietitians and medical practitioners everywhere are advising their patients to cut back on sugar and carbohydrates and to turn to protein instead.

And yet, for centuries, sugar has been an essential part of our diet – regardless of the culture or age group you are in. Every celebration starts and revolves around sugar, be it cakes and candies or the rice puddings in Eastern countries, or the milk based confections from India. We turn to sugar when we are sad and depressed – cookies, ice cream or just plain old sugar cubes.

So why is sugar suddenly the villain of the piece. Is there any real research to back up the claims of medical practitioners? Our team of researchers went undercover into hospitals and doctors offices to understand when sugar went from being the reward for being a good kid to the absolute worst thing you could give a 7-year-old before bedtime.

In the early 1900s when sugar fields in the colonies were delivering huge profits to the masters in the “civilized” worlds, sugar was being heavily promoted through all channels. It  was a solid energy providing ingredient that not only nourished children but also encouraged them to finish consuming their meal quickly. Lifestyle influencers – primarily magazine editors were also incentivised to promote desserts as a key part of celebrations. Every channel the sugar lobbyists found was being exploited.

By the 1980s, the pharmaceutical companies were manufacturing large quantities of cholesterol and sugar management drugs, for which they needed customers. The sugar consuming patients became ideal candidates for these drugs. The pharma reps enticed doctors to prescribe their medications with trips to international conferences and similar incentives.

But by 2008, margins on these drugs started to fall. The number of reps visiting the medical community and the international conferences started to dwindle. Government pressure to reduce the prices of these drugs further added to the misery of the pharmaceutical companies and indirectly to the end of the gravy train for the medicos.

Angered by having the fine rugs literally pulled from under their feet, hospitals and doctors decided to drive both sugar and the pharmaceuticals to ruin. They also found new suitors in the packaged meat and fish industry as well as the synthetic protein manufacturers.

Today, the same doctor who advised you to put sugar and chocolate in your child’s milk to make him or her drink it up faster, is telling you that that is the equivalent of putting poison into your child’s mouth.

In our opinion, the medical practitioners have as much certainty of the efficacy of protein as they did about the goodness of sugar. They are trying to do the best they can with the available information and the incentives are working as designed.

The PERM

 Assignment: Write a description for a new invention—something the world cannot live without! Include specifications, materials, what the device is for and why we need it!

Answer: PERM (Personal Emotion Regulation and Monitoring device) for everyone especially people in power.

There is this scene in the movie Mission Impossible – The Final Reckoning where the President surrounded by her key advisers and Cabinet Members stands poised to trigger a nuclear bomb that will destroy millions of lives. The tension in the room is palpable with the Defense Secretary looking like he is on the verge of having a stroke.

Imagine if at that time, the Defense Secretary, the President, indeed everyone in that room, suddenly experiences a soothing sensation, one that steps them back from the adrenalin and toxicity of the immediate situation, and back into a space where they can view the problem in a different context. What action might she take under those circumstances?

Imagine that moment in the White House when the VP is berating President Zelensky for not being grateful enough, for not being respectful enough to dress up for a meeting with such important people. Imagine a little soothing sensation creeping through his system, eliminating all that piss and vinegar and him being able to look at Zelensky as another human being. Would history have taken a different turn?

Pick your favorite adrenalin loaded moment – what might you have wanted to do differently?

The PERM (Permanent Emotion Regulation and Monitoring device) has 3 main components

  1. The sensor – which tracks key body parameters such as heart rate, blood pressure, oxygen levels in the blood stream
  2.  A vial of medication to reduce heart rate and blood pressure, and increase deep breathing
  3.  A monitoring and data tracking function that
    1.  Records the number of episodes requiring intervention
    2. Monitors and requests replenishment of medication

Contained within a tiny flat chip, the PERM is inserted inside the wrist in a special permeable pouch.

Lab tests on over 500 monkeys over a 7-year period have shown that life expectancy of monkeys with a PERM increased by 30% over the ones that did not have the PERMS. These monkeys were also better respected within their peer group, and frequently more prosperous.

In field tests among college students over the same 7-year period, it was found that the students with the PERM were more popular among their peers. The group with the PERMS also saw, on average, a 27% higher pay packet than the group without the PERMs.

Researchers project that regular use of a PERM by at least 50% of leaders in the world will result in the elimination of global conflict by 2050. Work is underway on other device the GERD – which will introduce feelings of satiety when confronted with overwhelming greed and the desire to accumulate wealth beyond

Women Wearing White

London, United Kingdom : The Princess

A young woman stepped out of a quaint horse drawn carriage, engulfed in a cloud of crumpledwhite. And in doing so gave seed to millions of wanna-be princesses around the world. This was the complete package. Royal pomp and ceremony, tradition, stately old courtiers, soldiers on horses, a Queen, a King, several Princes and Princesses, in a church that inspired as much as it awed. 

She walked on a red carpet, a 25-foot-long swath of white taffeta flowing like a riverbehind her. The crinoline dress spread  out like a balloon around. It had taken thecollective strength of a  three coachmen to coax it and the train into the carriage that had been built more than a hundred years earlier and had been designed to accommodate the more modest outfits of gentlemen.

Her diamond crusted tiara winked and twinkled atop her golden hair. A family heirloom, each jewel had an impressive story and had been handed down through generations of aristocratic ancestors. That tiara would be returned to her father after the ceremony. 

Under the silk dress covered in lace, sequins and more than ten thousand pearls she wore an eighteen karat gold horseshoe. It had been sown in there for good luck. 

Would it be enough?

Banaras, India: - The Widow

At the exact same moment, in Banaras, India, another woman stands on the Manikarnika ghat by the river Ganges. She too is dressed in white. 

Her scalp twinkles in theafternoon sun. As required by tradition, her once beautiful long hair has been tonsured. She stands there dressed in a plain white cotton sari, her bangles,necklaces, and earrings, nose rings, toe rings all surrendered to God. The proud red mark on her forehead has been wiped out to broadcast her widowhood.

The flames of the funeral pyre dance in the afternoon sun. She breathes in the acrid smell of burning flesh, tears roll down her face. Soon her husband's corpse will be reduced to a pile of white ash. When the ashes have cooled, they will offer them up to Mother Ganges so that her husband’s soul can achieve Moksha or eternal peace and float away like a cloud.

She does not worry about the future. She will live out the rest of her life quietly and in the shadows. Her son would now shelter and provide for her just as her husband and father had done at different stages of her life.

Washington DC USA, The Lawmakers

The President is delivering the State of the Union address. He sees before him an ocean of dark blues, greys and black, with a blinding big white cloud in the middle. Itis a group of women lawmakers who have chosen this occasion to make a statement.

More than a hundred years ago, a group of women had looked into the darkness of a world designed by privileged men and had chosen to fight against it. These women chose to wear white to symbolize the purity of their purpose. The Suffragettes had worked to reverse the law that denied women the right to vote. 

The lawmakers were honouring the Suffragette and committing to continue to work for a bright future for women, this time with a seat at the legislative table. In a dark world, they were offering hope for a future in which women can take back agency over their bodies, minds and hearts.

Class 1 - The Bodies

This could not be my dad. My dad was muscular and fit. The body on the ice slab was obese. It had a bullet hole through the chest. And I was almost certain that the corpse was wearing my dad's favorite shirt.


The official’s eyes were bloodshot and slightly crazed. He too was struggling with maintaining his composure. “”Can you help us with a description? Identification marks..?”


Three nights ago we, my mother, my sister, my cousin and I  were  watching “Kaun Banega Crorepati” - the Hindi version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Dad and his colleague Andy were out at a business meeting with a delegation from the UK. They had just finished negotiating film distribution rights, and Dad was going to be dropping Andy off at the airport around midnight. 


Mid-question we heard the strident sounds of the  “Breaking News” feature,  the station switched to live coverage of the horror unfolding across the city.  Bomb blasts had gone off in the past hour, at 6 different places in  Mumbai. There was also word of a gunman shooting at citizens inside the Grand Victoria Terminus. The city was under a “shoot-on-sight” curfew. 


We saw a text  from Dad on the Family group. “Andy and I are at the Oberoi. Looks like there is some disturbance here. Some mad man playing terrorist. We are walking out the back entrance. All will be well. Good thing I'm wearing my lucky ducky shirt. Love, Dad.” We tried calling him, then, but could not get through. 


Cell phone towers were malfunctioning across the city, but the television network soldiered on. We watched as firefighters tried to control blazes across the city. We watched the terrorists on CCTV footage from the Taj Palace hotel. We saw the smoke erupt as they set it on fire.  We heard about bomb blasts in a taxi cab and at the railway terminus. There was no mention of the Oberoi on TV. We hoped “No news is good news”. 


Several hours later, mom received a text message from Andy.  “ Rakesh and I walked out of the Oberoi. Rakesh was so brave and so clever. Several of us were able to escape with his help. He put us into a military van leaving for the airport. There were some people still trapped inside the hotel, Rakesh went to talk to the police. I’m sure you will all be together very soon.”  We couldn’t tell when he had sent the text because of the issue with the cell phone networks. But we received it about 24 hours after the attacks began. 


When the curfew finally lifted 36 hours after the first attack, my cousin Khushroo and I ran the 2 kilometers to the Oberoi. We had heard reports that over 100 people had managed to get out. 


But we did not find my dad there. The terrorists were still holed up inside. We were forced to leave as a commando unit rolled in. 


It had been another 24 hours before the military commandos had totally secured the hotel. We were directed to a make-shift hospital set up in a nearby office building. 


“My dad was wearing exactly this shirt, but this isn’t my dad.” “How can you be so sure ? Bodies change…..”  “I’m sure”, I said, my heart soaring at the possibility that dad might still be alive. “This man is wearing a gold chain with an Om pendant on it. My dad has a platinum chain with the Zorastrian Farvahar.” 


“There isn’t anyone else wearing such a colorful shirt”, the man said. His assistant tapped his elbow, and spoke to him quietly. I followed their gaze to the body lying by itself on a table in the corner, the face covered. The blood splattered t-shirt was a St Mary’s Class of 1977 t-shirt, exactly like the one dad sometimes wore under his lucky ducky shirt. The bullet had narrowly missed the Farvahar around his neck.

Writing - A New Phase

 I've had the good fortune to take some adult education in Writing. It started in the Fall of 2024, when I signed up to learn how to write Flash Fiction. Tell a story in 750 Words. This spring I practiced writing with Random Prompts. And here we are in the Fall of 2025 experimenting with Braided Essays. All under the guidance of Jane Seitel at OLLI - a master poet and writer. 

It has been a very encouraging and fun excercise. Its great to be in class with some really good writers, receive their feedback and suggestions and hear their compositions. Not to mention the powerful inputs from our teacher. 

Here is a collection of some of the pieces that are works in progress. 

The PERM

The Bodies

The Wolf Returns

Women Wearing White